Dungeon Crawler Carl · Character
Uzi Jesus
Also known as Uzi Jesus – Gold Edition, Golden Uzi Jesus
- Supporting
- First seen · Book 6 · Ch. 28
Uzi Jesus is a supporting character in Dungeon Crawler Carl (Book 6).
- Gender
- male
- First appears
- Book 6 · Ch. 28
- Books
- 2
Uzi Jesus is a gun-toting, haloed totem summoned during the Bedlam Bride arc, a Texan-accented messiah figure whose sacred iconography clashes gloriously with his submachine gun and his total unreliability. Captured by Florin and handed over to Princess Donut's deck, he lies to his deckmaster almost immediately and shoots himself in the shoulder, and he is later fused with Asojano into the undead Lazarus A-Bang-Bang. By This Inevitable Ruin his image has spread beyond the battlefield. He turns up as a 1970s death-cult icon and as a living action-figure toy that dispenses brash, irreverent advice to the struggling waystation owner Zander.
Description
A strikingly handsome white man with long, flowing hair and a clean, unmarked face, dressed in a loose white robe that flaps as if caught in a breeze no one else can feel. He goes barefoot, and a golden halo sparkles above him while a bright gold radiance gives him an almost stage-lit presence. His most distinctive accessories are the halo and his Uzi; in his more ornate presentation, he carries two gold-plated Uzis. His expression is capable of shifting from an easy, dazzling smile to comic agitation, lending the saintly costume a wonderfully unstable air. The human likeness of Uzi Jesus is described as a long-haired man in robes, standing with his hands on his hips and grinning; his hair color, face, eyes, and build are not specified. He is also represented as a large action-figure toy with a plastic gun and a head that turns. The overall impression is theatrical and deliberately provocative.
Connections
Family & partnersFriends & mentorsRivals
Florinformer card owner
Florin captures Uzi Jesus as a totem card and passes the volatile card to Donut and Carl's party.
Princess Donutdeckmaster
As Donut's deckmaster totem, he is powerful but defiant. He lies about and ignores her orders, which makes him a steady source of conflict until he is merged into Lazarus A-Bang-Bang.
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Lazarus A-Bang-Bangcombined counterpart
Uzi Jesus is one half of the fusion with Asojano that creates the undead Lazarus A-Bang-Bang, who inherits traits from both totems.
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Zandertoy owner
Zander owns an animated Uzi Jesus action figure and confides in it about his financial woes. The toy answers with irreverent counsel.
Story so far
BOOK 6The Eye of the Bedlam Bride
- Captured by Florin, who gives the hard-to-control totem card to Carl and Donut's group
- Appears as a radiant, cross-bound figure with a golden halo and an Uzi, promising only a fifty-percent chance of keeping his word
- Lies to Donut almost immediately and ignores her instructions
- Accidentally shoots himself in the shoulder and dances around cursing
- Combined with Asojano to create the powerful undead totem Lazarus A-Bang-Bang
BOOK 7This Inevitable Ruin
- Linked to a 1970s death-cult image and a long-haired, robed man whose voice resembles his
- Appears as a large action-figure toy that comes to life when tapped, turning its head and brandishing a plastic gun
- Offers Zander irreverent advice about his failing waystation and financial ruin
- Delivers a startling, brash joke that captures his persona
Appearances
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